Humor

How To – Saving Mah Seat on the Bus

So, your on the bus, bored as hell, and there strangers everywhere around you. Some homeless, some crazy people talking to themselves, and even the people who fall asleep and slowly push their head next to you. Don’t you hate that? Anyways here are the top five tips to make sure NO one sits next to you. These may be a bit embarrassing for people like you, but it will work or you get your money back (no questions asked)!

How to Save a seat on the bus

Amusing Pictures – You’re a 90’s Kid If…

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Amusing Pictures- The World According to America

Well today, to cure your daily boredom, we have a small picture to show you…

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If you aren’t already laughing your ass off, lets go into detail on what this picture shows us. First off you can tell that there is no Africa at all. Next you can tell that the middle east is where “bombs go” which is pointing the the Iraq war. Take a closer look at the picture.. Each time you notice something new and it becomes even more funny.

 

Bored Youtube – The Whitest Kids You Know Top 10

Top 10 WKUK Videos

 

So just who are these wonderful jokers? They’re just your average American sketch comedy actors. But not “just”, these folks are amazing at what they create. Trevor Moore, Sam Brown, Zach Cregger, Timmy Williams, Regy Gonzalez and Darren Trumeter have been acting in the comedy for many years, and creating three seasons of shows. They have shown there films on IFC, which has brought them succes, and hopefully a little entertainment for you.


Top 10 WKUK Videos

  1. Classroom Skit
  2. Abe Lincoln
  3. Cubicle Boss
  4. It’s illegal to say…
  5. Dear black people
  6. Hunting Accident
  7. Space Potatoes
  8. Trevor talks to children!
  9. Glory Hole
  10. Brothers in Arms

 

 


Bored Movie – A Retarded Movie

Exclusive Sites – ThePointless Speaks It’s Name

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It’s just so… pointless?

Have I ever seen a more interesting website in my life?  Seriously folks, this place is wack.  I’m not just talking about the layout of the site (which is hell, it took my five minutes to find and copy links), but the content and community are crazy.  The man behind all this is unknown, and builds funny and pointless javascript applications based on requests.  People ask questions, he answers and if you’re lucky he will make a stupid app on it.  Stupid, but fun!  Enjoy.

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Bored Original – If God Programmed the World


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We all know that there is a god out there right? We’ll maybe not everyone.  With so many different religions out there these days who can we turn to!  Well there is only one god left, and it isn’t any religion you’ve seen before.  No its not Christianity, Buddhism, Catholic, or atheist.  I’m talking about  the computer god!

Some very important questions we would ask god if he were a computer programmer! Read more to find out!

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Movie Review – Should I Actually See Bruno?

 

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One can gather many things about the new movie “Bruno” by just looking at its opening picture.  Before you watch this movie, please take the time to consider many things below.  Click picture to read more!

  1. There will be a lot of dicks,  showing of the crotch, and gay poses.
  2. It’s target audience is the same as Twilight.
  3. No one knows how to add the “Ü” to the actual tittle of the movie.

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Exclusive Sites – Babies With A Man Head?

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Enter at risk of mental confusion


LOL

Great Ad there, Target.

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Exclusive Sites – Om Nom Nom Nom


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Yes, you know you’ve heard that before

Don’t you remember the time when you were addicting to saying “Om Nom Nom Nom”?  Infact, almost every time I eat a food I will silently say those wonderful words.  The saying goes along with eating any food.   But, why am I telling you things you already know?  Well this site is special, infact it will show you hundreds of normal pictures, photoshopped to be funny.  Each picture has teeth and a face and pretending to eat something.  Anyways check it out!


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How To – Hangovers; The Cure, and Nothing but the Cure

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Right now, this might be you…

“I’ll never drink again!” said the young man after a hard night of parties.  Little did he know that on that night there are ways to help get stop it from even happening!  Well, the surefire cure is to not drink at all, but hey, we all know that is not going to happen.  After every holiday about 40% of all adults in the U.S. will suffer from the dreaded hangover.  But let’s dive deeper into killing your time, and maybe making your head better for the next time you plan to get wasted.

 

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Now Kids Remember that….

  • Alcohol consumed in the morning tends to be more intoxicating
  • With more body weight, you might have more body water, making hangovers less likely
  • Alcohol dehydrates you because its is a diuretic, making you want to pee more
  • Drinking Beer only will probably give you a hangover
  • Alcohol is bad for you
  • Go read something else

Exclusive Sites – Stuff White People Like

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So, you’re looking for a interesting blog, much like this one.  Infact if you have not already, and you like reading these articles, go ahead, do yourself a big favor and register.  Hey, its free, and anything free is nice, isn”t it?

To start off, Stuff White People Like is a great and one of a kind blog.  There are many basic things in life that white people enjoy, such as coffee, having bigger friends to back you up, and even things like facebook.  But when you want to know the specifics about why white people like something there is only one place.  So who writes this blog? A guy who posts under the name Clander, a resident of Los Angeles who rides a bicycle everyday.  The best part about this website is we don’t even know what ethnicity the man behind the writing is.

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There are over 100 entries, and the blog these days is kept up slowly.  The way the articles are written will slightly annoy you, but also keep you entertained because of his demanding thoughts.  The blog contains things about stores, items, personalities, experiences, ideas, and culture.  The best part about this blog is that there is no superiority of one race, it is simply what white people like in general.  It won’t put down any other race, despite what most people would assume the title looks like.

So let’s answer some questions you may have.  Why should you go there?  It will kill your time, make you laugh, and you’ll have fun reading what white people like.  Is it worth buying the book?  I would say no if you have time to read the Internet.  But who cares, check it out, and don’t forget to come back for more tomorrow… Peace!

Bored Movie – Michael Jackson’s Life

    If your still looking for news on Michael Jackson’s death, you’re probably bored to death will same old repeat content.  In the next coming weeks, you will see many things about his death.  This list goes on but includes, did someone kill him?  How did he die?  Did he drug overdose?  Well generally the media will keep asking us this questions to only get us more involved.  I can’t remember another time where someones death went on and on with the media.  It’s like the god damn President died or something.


“Michael Jackson’s Death is Traumatizing…….Not because he was the king of pop, one of the best musicians of all time, or because the death was tragic. It’s traumatizing because every time I visit a webpage, turn on the TV, or look at the newspaper, I see the face of Michael Jackson staring at me, which we can all agree is fairly disturbing. ”

-Anon

Here’s some Michael Jackson facts

  • Everything he has created in life owns up to around $500 Million
  • Jackson has sold more than 300 million records worldwide
  • He is a vegetarian (Heh no doubt there)
  • His nicknames include  The Gloved One, The King of Pop, Wacko Jacko, and MJ
  • A survery (10 years back) showed him the most popular person in the world

Watch for awesomeness!

Bored Movies – Top Sesame Street Censored

Sesame Street Censored

One Bat. Two Bat. Three Bat. Ahaha.

For many people out there who have not already seen these videos, I tell you that you may have missed the whole point of going on the internet. The creator has definatley a mind of a wise man, who enjoys humor to the max even if you have to censor kids television shows. Don’t you remember Sesame Street?  You know you want to see a nice clip of it!?


More videos below of sesame street censored:

  1. The Count F**** Bubbles
  2. Cookie Monster Song
  3. Barney Censored
  4. Ernie gets Censored
  5. The Best on Uncensorship


Bored Youtube – Learning F%$k’s Meaning

For today on BTH, we have a very special Youtube educational video. This video will not only tell you past of this famous curse words, but tell you all this nice uses and maybe even knew ways you can explore this very popular word. Infact just for fun, say it a few times, you might want to before this video…

Bored Movies – Retarded Movie 2

Another flash application, but this one doesn’t require you to do anything, but just watch, and relax. Don’t you feel less bored already? Spread the love, and tell your friends about BTH, that way, there is more love (sorry im dumb from watching this movie below).

Do not watch if you have epilepsy!

Bored Game – Well Open Some Doors

Today on BTH, we have a rather stupid, but fun flash application. I don’t need to explain much, but if you are angered and mad at stupid things, why not open some doors? Isn’t it stupid that even the dumbest of flash games can keep you entertained for a long time.  Open. Close. Open. Close.


Open and Close the Door Game


 



Bored Youtube – He’s bored, now you aren’t!

You’d think that animating would be a pretty cool job, but what do they do when no one is hiring them?  Of course!  They entertain themselves by creating funny animations that seem all too real.

Are you bored today? Well why not make your own animations..


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