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How To – Cheeto Fire Survival

Jun 23

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So, your in the cold wilderness with a laptop somehow having internet and you think to yourself “There is no fire wood! What will I ever do tonight to keep me warm? There is only one thing…

How to make a Cheeto Fire

So we have Cheetos now, great so whats the big deal?  Well my friends Cheetos can make an excellent fire.  Now for all of you reading this, I may one day actually save your life.  When your fat ass goes camping one day with your family, and you have no wood, but you are munching on some Cheetos, there you go.  For those of you wondering what a Cheeto looks like mega size in real life, here is you chance below…. (lol)


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Snack Attack – Safeway Soda Is Cheaper then Water

Jun 14

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Cheap Safeway Parkers Soda



While many people say the most expensive things taste the best, but come in little quantity, I say that is wrong. For this weeks cheap junk food, I present to you, Safeway’s Parker Soda.  Head to your local Safeway right now, if you guys don’t already know, this is cheaper then water.  For the gamers who just want some sugar and good old cream soda taste (nothing fancy), this is for you!  The reason why I even bother mentioning this soda is because it cost 1-3$ for a twelve pack of these cans.

For you taste lovers, it is a bit rough on the Co2 bite when you drink it, so not as smooth as a IBC or A&W root beer.  This is mostly for those hot days where anything to drink besides water sounds good.  For all you beer lovers out there, compare this with Natural Light.  Its cheap, taste like shit, but gets the job done.  So head on down to Safeway now, and stock up on all the Safeway cheap ass soda. Funny video below!


 

 

 

Snack Attack -Gatorade G2 is Addicting

Jun 12

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g2gatorade Snack Attack Gatorade G2 is Addicting


While these babies are old news, I thought that I’d talk about these sweet drinks which are a god send.  If people are fans of the original Gatorade, G1, you will love this.  The only difference in this drink is that it has half the sugar?  Oh, wait… Did you say HALF THE SUGAR?  Yes I did, but that’s a good for you fat man.  These drinks may look like another  low calorie “I’m on a diet” drink.  They are not.

The taste difference between the first Gatorade and G2 is amazing.  But I will warn you, these are not for everyone.  If you pass the intital taste test, and it doesn’t taste like vomit, you will fall in love.  They give you energy, and a hell lot of it.  As another added bonus they are ADDICTING AS HELL.  I currently go through a drink a day, and I don’t usually follow those with any sport related activity. Once again, please don’t assume that “low calorie” means junk. It seems that the industry is trying to duplicate the taste of sugar, calling it “its for diets!”.

The aftertaste on these puppies is a bit like vomit, to be truthful.  I think that is what makes it so addicting, but each flavor is it’s own thing.  For this review, I am mostly talking about the blue flavor.  Red makes the world go round these day, because anything red is usually considered the best.  You know that’s true.  Blue needs some loving too!  Anyways pick some of these up next time you hit the supermarket.  I promise you, this is not a let down.