Just when you gave up on the world…

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I had to post this, I’m sorry.  The horrible pitch of his voice will make you strangely want more.  Yes, we’ve seen all the Youtube stars, but none like this guy.  He needs some help, but I’m sure he’s living great now he’s got his own music video?

Top Fred Shows Ever:

1. Fred Goes Swimming
2. Fred Loses His Meds
3. Fred Goes to the Dentist
4. Fred Gets Detention
5. Xbox Live Trash Talk
6. Fred Stalks Judy
   
7. Fred’s Mom is Missing
8. Fred Tries to Ride a Bike
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I’m sorry that updates have been slower then usually, I’ve just been very busy in life.  They’ll roll out faster and faster soon enough so bare with me folks.  Today we have a funny representation of what websites of the past looked like (Web .5 anybody?).  Yes, the same Google that rules the entire internet was once a three line little web page with a hyperlink and a title.  Back then there was no search engine, you had to know the web address!  Scary  I know!  Enjoy!

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For all you lost fans, there’s a new show in town, and it’s smokin.  Meet FlashFoward, your favorite suspense show that actually finishes the storyline in a season and doesn’t piss you off by ending it in the next one.  The show is set in a modern metropolis, which we know today as Miami.  The great part about modern TV shows is that they take on a life of their own, by following current events in the real world, and translating it into the show. You’ll see Halloween when it’s Halloween and different events depicted throughout FlashFoward.  If you don’t know what this is all about, bassically you start off with a normal day, and a bunch of people living their lives.  The show follows all the characters on their normal day, which includes a FBI chase down, a man committing suicide, and people in the hospital dieing.

Meet your cast and characters, because they’re all before you.  Each plays a part before and after the Flashfoward.  A common occurrence is people not actually having a flashfoward, which means what you think it is.  If you can’t see anything in your future, that means you must be dead.  The character setup in the show is very well written with all the drama of the modern day, such as death, love, and really annoying people you wish would go away and die.

I have to admit, this show is good for the people that love action.  There’s plenty of explosions, bombs, and gun fights.   The pilot episodes is amazing because this is where all the sweet stuff happens like the airplanes crashing into buildings and cars crashing.  There’s an entire episode begining dedicated to thousands of people dropping into their flashfoward execpt one..

If you want to watch this show, you can catch it on Watch Missed Episodes…

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Are you the camping type?  Or maybe you’re just the type of person who loves to mess with fire.  Well, whatever you are, you now have a chance to make your very own pocket stove. Simply pack your one ounce soda can stove and some Rubbing Alcohol and your set to make your very own Soda Can Pocket Stove!

Step 1:  Forming your soda can pocket stove!

Materials:

• Two identical soda cans
• Pliers
• 70% and above Rubbing Alcohol
• A thumbtack or pin
• A penny

Steps:

1. Cut the bottoms off both of the cans and throw the rest in the trash.
2. Crimp one of the cans using those pliers will grabbing and twisting it.
3. Stick the crimped can inside the normal can and twist to create a very tight seal.
4. **If you’d like, put some hot glue or a sealant to make sure the liquid doesn’t come out!

Step 2:  Punching holes…

Steps:

1. Grab the thumbtack or pin and start creating holes around the can as shown.
2. Create 7 to 8 holes in the middle close enough to make sure a penny can cover them all.

Step 3:  Fill and lighting

Steps:

1. Fill your can full of the rubbing alcohol using till it reaches the top of the penny.
2. Light the liquid on the top of the can on fire to cause the liquid inside to boil.
3. This will create a pressurized system where the liquid vapor will shoot through the holes creating a strong fast flame.
4. Enjoy!

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You see these everywhere I bet, but there are probably some you have not seen.  Below are the best of the best for Parody Motivators!  Who knows the history behind these suckers, because I definitively don’t!  Anyways enjoy!

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What is it?

“Google Trends is a public web facility of Google Inc., about Google Search, that shows how often a particular search-term is entered relative to the total search-volume across various regions of the world, and in various languages. The horizontal axis of the main graph represents time (starting from some time in 2004), and the vertical is how often a term is searched for relative to the total number of searches, globally.[1] Below the main graph, popularity is broken down by region, city and language. It is possible to refine the main graph by region and time period.”

Pick a Date!

You can also hit up Google Hot Trends, which will display a list of fourty trends for the current date.  If you look up to the top left of the screen, you can change to date.  It’s kinda like a history book isn’t it?  You can check on any date (not too far back now) and see what happened! By the way, it only goes back to May 2007, so not too much you can actually look up!  What a fail Google! D:

Are there other sites like this?

Of course there are silly!  You can use the Alexa ranks too (my personal favorite)!  You can find those trends at two different spots on the Alexa site.  There is the “What’s Hot” section and the “Top Pages” section.  Hopefully one day I’ll be up there!  Though that will probably never happen!  Poor me!  Enjoy…

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The story…

The movie opens up with Columbus (the main character played by Jessie Eisenberg) telling you about a horific disease that has spread across the world turning people who are bitten by those who are infected into zombies. Very few people people are left who are unaffected. Columbus explains that there are several rules that you must use to survive in Zombieland (what he now calls the U.S.). The rules add to the comedic nature of the film such as the “Double Tap”  or “Wear your seatbelt” rules. Columbus being a very phobic person has survived partially because he has no friends and no loved ones around him.

Columbus while being on the way to Columbus, OH (yes, they are given names by other people according to what city they are going to avoid becoming attached to one another) runs into a rather redneck Tallahassee driving a rather “beefed” up, Dale Earnhardt painted car. We learn that Tallahassee is a big twinkie lover and it is his goal to find all the twinkies he can before they expire. This unlikely pair teams up and makes their way east. (I’d of course go into further detail, but the rest of the movie would be funnier left unsaid)

The verdict…

Zombieland is an extremely funny (and comically gorey) movie.  Tallahassee’s sick humor along with the ever scared Columbus makes the movie a extremely enjoyable experience. Adding random zombies and a special celebrity cameo only make the film’s hilarity unbearable. It’s a great movie and is still funny the second and third viewing.

Hrothmund’s Rating: *****/5

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For those who play Xbox Live, more specifically Halo 3, know the horrible things that can go on in chat.  For the top 10 however, these are the best of the best, the cream of the crop videos guaranteed to make you laugh.

Top Trash Talks Ever:

1. Halo 3 little kids talking trash part 1
2. Halo 3 little kids talking trash part 2
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