So, your on the bus, bored as hell, and there strangers everywhere around you. Some homeless, some crazy people talking to themselves, and even the people who fall asleep and slowly push their head next to you. Don’t you hate that? Anyways here are the top five tips to make sure NO one sits next to you. These may be a bit embarrassing for people like you, but it will work or you get your money back (no questions asked)!
Well today, to cure your daily boredom, we have a small picture to show you…
If you aren’t already laughing your ass off, lets go into detail on what this picture shows us. First off you can tell that there is no Africa at all. Next you can tell that the middle east is where “bombs go” which is pointing the the Iraq war. Take a closer look at the picture.. Each time you notice something new and it becomes even more funny.
Today on BTH, we have a rather addicting game made from Zefrank. In this game you draw lines upon lines and watch it turn in a 3D picture. A few stupid lines placed in a nice place will give you a very cool looking masterpiece.
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While many people say the most expensive things taste the best, but come in little quantity, I say that is wrong. For this weeks cheap junk food, I present to you, Safeway’s Parker Soda. Head to your local Safeway right now, if you guys don’t already know, this is cheaper then water. For the gamers who just want some sugar and good old cream soda taste (nothing fancy), this is for you! The reason why I even bother mentioning this soda is because it cost 1-3$ for a twelve pack of these cans.
For you taste lovers, it is a bit rough on the Co2 bite when you drink it, so not as smooth as a IBC or A&W root beer. This is mostly for those hot days where anything to drink besides water sounds good. For all you beer lovers out there, compare this with Natural Light. Its cheap, taste like shit, but gets the job done. So head on down to Safeway now, and stock up on all the Safeway cheap ass soda. Funny video below!
While these babies are old news, I thought that I’d talk about these sweet drinks which are a god send. If people are fans of the original Gatorade, G1, you will love this. The only difference in this drink is that it has half the sugar? Oh, wait… Did you say HALF THE SUGAR? Yes I did, but that’s a good for you fat man. These drinks may look like another low calorie “I’m on a diet” drink. They are not.
The taste difference between the first Gatorade and G2 is amazing. But I will warn you, these are not for everyone. If you pass the intital taste test, and it doesn’t taste like vomit, you will fall in love. They give you energy, and a hell lot of it. As another added bonus they are ADDICTING AS HELL. I currently go through a drink a day, and I don’t usually follow those with any sport related activity. Once again, please don’t assume that “low calorie” means junk. It seems that the industry is trying to duplicate the taste of sugar, calling it “its for diets!”.
The aftertaste on these puppies is a bit like vomit, to be truthful. I think that is what makes it so addicting, but each flavor is it’s own thing. For this review, I am mostly talking about the blue flavor. Red makes the world go round these day, because anything red is usually considered the best. You know that’s true. Blue needs some loving too! Anyways pick some of these up next time you hit the supermarket. I promise you, this is not a let down.
So, your neighbor is pissing you off? Cutting the grass way to early in the morning, yelling at the middle of the night because he stepped on his cat, throwing an all night party? Well revenge is always sweet, and even sweeter on [BTH]. Here are the top ten ways to piss of your neighbor, or even neighborhood. Just remember, make sure that you know what you are getting into before you do this..
The Hangover could best be compared to Superbad, which I’m sure many of you have come to deeply enjoy. The lack of big name actors may be a turnoff for some, but it’s still a fantastic movie. The story has many twists and turns and is very unpredictable which only makes the movie more enjoyable. Many people will also be able to connect with the characters within the movie.
The characters consist of Doug, Phil, Stu, and Alan. Doug is the stereotypical groom, Phil is the ladies man who just so happens to be a teacher, Stu is the intellectual of the group who is married to a total bitch, and Alan is the soon to be brother-in-law of Doug, who is best described as strage. All of them are going to a bachelor party in Las Vegas and once they arrive, their crazy night begins. The following day they lose Doug, and the movie follows the trio throughout Las Vegas as they search for their friend by backtracking through the previous night (or atleast what they can remember from it).
Left to Right: Alan, Phil, Stu
This is a must see movie, and probably the best comedy of the year.
Here’s a short clip to help teach you a lesson about firearm safety with none other than New York Giants WR Plaxico Burress.
Today on BTH, we have a rather intresting video to entertain our bored ass minds. The video is a collection of pictures of random objects that morph into other things.
You know, that’ s probably alot of hard work to think up, design, and create all those pictures. No wonder people go to college eh? So what is the best degree these days? What will get you all the money? Well the simple answer is… Nothing. But in the mean time stick around Bored to Hell, and maybe while you think of your future, or maybe your sad past, these funny videos will cheer you up.
We out. See you tomorrow!
