Here are Bored to Hell, we know that you are always trying to pick up the ladies. So here, man to man, take these tips on how to improve your game. Oh, and also, stay tuned for future Bored to Hell – Picking Up Girls segments!
Tip #1: Don’t expect anything to happen, or be attached to the outcome..
In other words, don’t become attached to one girl. If you are always thinking what the girls thinks about you, and constantly ask her questions about it, you will fail. Always remember that there is a chance of you being rejected, and that it will hurt more if you keep poking in.
Tip #2: Never let her ignore you, keep it interesting
Have you ever been talking to a girl, she seems really interested in what you have to say, but all of a sudden she turns her head and goes talking to someone else? If you don’t put in the impression that you’re an interesting guy, what makes you better then Bob over there? The point is, don’t go in empty handed, and always have something that will “make her pay attention”. If she starts to ignore you, please give up, don’t hurt your rep anymore.
Tip #3: Be cocky and funny, and plan your “pick up”
Make sure before you head over to that girl, that you have ideas and ways to show her you’re interesting. Don’t go overboard, but plan each aspects of how you are going to get her. Once you have her falling, pick her up with something funny, but add some cocky humor to it. For example, compliment her eyes, but tell her that yours are the best and no one can ever compare.
Tip #4: Don’t tell her how pretty she looks tonight
If you’re just meeting her for the first few times, please stay away from these compliments! So make sure you save these for when you really need them!
Tip #5: Build something between you fast
A lot of men don’t have experience in the arts of women, but you want to know the best way in learning it? Watch the players at the bars and clubs. Simple as that! Notice their techniques and methods of hooking onto a girl in a few minutes. If you can, make friends with them, and hangout. Sooner or later you will pickup all that they are doing and become a player yourself!
Segment #2 coming up soon!
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