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Wolfram Alpha… What the hell?

By far this is one of the coolest websites I have ever found.  When I say that, I mean it’s better then Google or any website in the world.  Judging by the name of this website, you probably have no idea what this is, or why you’re here.  But trust me, if you want to get things done in your life without having to go through all the bullshit on the internet, this is it.  If you ever have any question or problem to solve, look no further.

Hey look, it does my homework!

Possibly the greatest feature of this site is it will take any equation that you submit, process it, and give you the results you want.  I’m talking about full on every explanation you could think of.   You can ask it anything, just to name a few:

  • Details on your name and your birthday
  • Type in “Weather” and it gives you your area’s weather
  • Type in “Cake” and it will give nutrition facts
  • Type in any person, place, or thing and you’ll know all about it

Great for research and great for stalking people…

The creepiest part about the site is that it has so much information on the people that live around you.  Try typing in a name of a family member, or anyone you know ( not too young), and it will dig up information on them. It is scary to know that everything about you is on the internet, but hey, welcome to 2009.  A part from being bored, it’s a great tool to look up history and research if you’re into that stuff.  If you’re a mathematics geek, or simply twelve years old and can’t solve fractions, don’t worry!  Enter it and you’re done!

Screw the calculator!

Need math done for your homework?  Sick of using that horrible TI-89 calculator?  Enter whatever you’re trying to solve from fractions to calculus three, it will solve it and show you how it’s done.

Why am I always so bored?

So let’s give this new “Information Engine” a spin shall we?  Below we typed in the word “Bored”.

Bored To Hell Meaning

The website will do on the fly calculations for you, and find everything you need to know.  Looking above, you’ll find out that the emotion in the brain that deals with “Bored” is very small.  In other words, you have no other traits listed above, so “Bored” must be your biggest emotion.  If you like to the left with affectation and adjust are right next to each other. This says alot doesn’t it? If you have no already went to the site, it’s Wolfram Alpha.

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