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Bored Jokes – Confusing English Phrases

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Some Background…

There some real tongue twisters out there that I’m sure you have already heard of.  She sells sea shells by the sea shore?  Or how about the good old, Irish Wrist Watch!  Try saying those a few times, but there are still things that made learning English quite difficult when we were younger.  Much grief and pouting must of gone through us to understand the following phrases!  There’s about twenty in here, so make sure to read on!


Some Phrases:

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.


A Sentence!

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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Bored Original – Tosh.o Rant & You’re a 90 Kids If…

Why Tosh.o Sucks

Tosh.Fail brings old shit back to life

If you have been watching Comedy Central lately you’ll notice this new show.  I’m sure you’re all fans of The Colbert Report and other shows that offer funny awesome news that’s fresh and new.  Besides the monotone voice that the host uses, I just can’t stand it. Everything that those writers put up are recent news that was stolen from social media news sites.  No thanks.

Why this show sucks:

1: Everyone’s seen those Youtube videos.

2: You copy Failblog, Mashable, and other major blogs.

3: Your audience watches a green screen.

Tosh.o Is old

I mean common.  We have all seen the dog riding a skate board a million times, why do we need to see it again? Sorry, that was a little rant that I had to get out folks.  Don’t bother reading anything above, just know that I hate that show.  What about you guys?  Any fans of the show?  Do you think that everything played is just the top Youtube videos?

 

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Bored Jokes – Stuff That Doesn’t Belong in Your Microwave

Bored Jokes - Stuff That Doesn't Belong in Your Microwavet


There are so many things wrong with people these days. I mean seriously, you already have access to thousands of pictures of people doing stupid shit only for your entertainment. So what’s next? Things that you should not put into your microwave. When you are tempted to put those Christmas lights or that peanut butter jar in the microwave, don’t do it. Instead, watch these guys put many household items into a microwave for you. Hell, why not put your snack pack pudding inside the microwave and how about heating up some cake? People have too much time on their hands, I swear. Read on for all the juicy videos!


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Bored Original – If God Programmed the World


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We all know that there is a god out there right? We’ll maybe not everyone.  With so many different religions out there these days who can we turn to!  Well there is only one god left, and it isn’t any religion you’ve seen before.  No its not Christianity, Buddhism, Catholic, or atheist.  I’m talking about  the computer god!

Some very important questions we would ask god if he were a computer programmer! Read more to find out!

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Exclusive Sites – Om Nom Nom Nom


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Yes, you know you’ve heard that before

Don’t you remember the time when you were addicting to saying “Om Nom Nom Nom”?  Infact, almost every time I eat a food I will silently say those wonderful words.  The saying goes along with eating any food.   But, why am I telling you things you already know?  Well this site is special, infact it will show you hundreds of normal pictures, photoshopped to be funny.  Each picture has teeth and a face and pretending to eat something.  Anyways check it out!


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Bored Movies – Top Sesame Street Censored

Sesame Street Censored

One Bat. Two Bat. Three Bat. Ahaha.

For many people out there who have not already seen these videos, I tell you that you may have missed the whole point of going on the internet. The creator has definatley a mind of a wise man, who enjoys humor to the max even if you have to censor kids television shows. Don’t you remember Sesame Street?  You know you want to see a nice clip of it!?


More videos below of sesame street censored:

  1. The Count F**** Bubbles
  2. Cookie Monster Song
  3. Barney Censored
  4. Ernie gets Censored
  5. The Best on Uncensorship


Bored Youtube – Learning F%$k’s Meaning

For today on BTH, we have a very special Youtube educational video. This video will not only tell you past of this famous curse words, but tell you all this nice uses and maybe even knew ways you can explore this very popular word. Infact just for fun, say it a few times, you might want to before this video…

Bored Pranks – Pissing Off Your Neighbor

So, your neighbor is pissing you off?  Cutting the grass way to early in the morning, yelling at the middle of the night because he stepped on his cat, throwing an all night party?  Well revenge is always sweet, and even sweeter on [BTH].  Here are the top ten ways to piss of your neighbor, or even neighborhood.  Just remember, make sure that you know what you are getting into before you do this..

How To Prank Your Neighbor