Bored to HellHow To Projects

How To – Saving Mah Seat on the Bus

Dolo — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:58:00 +0000

So, your on the bus, bored as hell, and there strangers everywhere around you. Some homeless, some crazy people talking to themselves, and even the people who fall asleep and slowly push their head next to you. Don’t you hate that? Anyways here are the top five tips to make sure NO one sits next to you. These may be a bit embarrassing for people like you, but it will work or you get your money back (no questions asked)!

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How To – Making a Soda Can Pocket Stove

Dolo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:30:29 +0000

Are you the camping type? Or maybe you’re just the type of person who loves to mess with fire. Well, whatever you are, you now have a chance to make your very own pocket stove. Simply pack your one ounce soda can stove and some Rubbing Alcohol and your set to make your very own Soda Can Pocket Stove!

Step 1: Forming your soda can pocket stove!

Materials:

Two identical soda cans
Pliers
70% and above Rubbing Alcohol
A thumbtack or pin
A penny

Steps:

Cut the bottoms off both of the cans and throw the rest in the trash.
Crimp one of the cans using those pliers will grabbing and twisting it.
Stick the crimped can inside the normal can and twist to create a very tight seal.
**If you’d like, put some hot glue or a sealant to make sure the liquid doesn’t come out!

Step 2: Punching holes…

Steps:

Grab the thumbtack or pin and start creating holes around the can as shown.
Create 7 to 8 holes in the middle close enough to make sure a penny can cover them all.

Step 3: Fill and lighting

Steps:

Fill your can full of the rubbing alcohol using till it reaches the top of the penny.
Light the liquid on the top of the can on fire to cause the liquid inside to boil.
This will create a pressurized system where the liquid vapor will shoot through the holes creating a strong fast flame.
Enjoy!

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How To – Top 5 Funny Image Generators

Dolo — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:25:16 +0000

There are so many great and funny images on the internet, from De-Motivational posters, to the silly LOLcats. All these unique ideas have shaped the internet community over time by killing off people using laughter. Now’s your turn to get some laughs! Create you own funny pictures and post em’ up folks. There is no shame in making people laugh, that is unless it’s your face. In that case, it’s ok to poke and prod, you ugly sob!

#1 De-Motivational Posters

Ever wonder where all these posters come from? There are just so many funny ones out these days! I would post some others, but they’re probably a bit out of line. You can use the Demotivators tool which will aid you in your quest to make funny black images with stupid things in them. Hey, they do make great desktops!

#2 Warning Labels and Signs

Got a warning that you must get out? Have a friend that needs to be told damn straight that something is important? Want to impress your teacher tomorrow by printing a big “STUDENT IS SLEEPING” sign? Well here is your chance to do just that.

You can pick from many different many different styles for the top, such as “Security Notice”, and then pick the black sign! Cool right?

Bored to Hell may eat you, who knows? Try out their tool now!

#3 LOLcats

We can’t forget to good old LOLcats that have brought the internet joy and fun for so much time! If you ever were wondering where to make these (without photoshop), you can find the LOLbuilder here!

Once you master the basic builder, step into the advanced stuff which allows you to move text bubbles, add mini images, and much more. So what are you waiting for? Post up your favorite pictures today!

#4 Street Signs

The same folks who created the Warning Label Generator also made a tool for making funny and inappropriate street signs. Just pick your background and text which will convert an image just for you!

#5 Xbox 360 Achievements

This one goes out to the gamers at Bored to Hell — especially those of you who experience the achievement badge with trademark sound pops up on your console.

You can make your own achievements with this handy tool!

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How To – Make a Wallet With Cards

Dolo — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:16:58 +0000

It’s been a while since the last How-To project, but that’s because they generally take a lot longer then other posts. But, here you go, a simple way to create your own card wallet to impress your friends. This takes about ten minutes to make, and is VERY simple to create! This isn’t like a ductape wallet, you actually use the cards to support it instead of pure raw duct tape. Anyways, enjoy!

Create the frame…

Materials:

Clear Masking Tape
Eight normal playing cards

Steps:

First gather four cards and your silly roll of clear masking tap.
Tap across on both sides across the cards like the picture above.
Repeat this two times to create the same thing.

Tape it all around…

Steps:

Once you have two, turn them sidewards and tape the two ends together, then squeeze them together to form the “wallet” shape.
Tape the bottom together (to prevent stickiness from the inside).
Tape the two sides together to seal the wallet shape!
Clean up! Tape back over any spots that seem to be sticky still. Enjoy your wallet!

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How To – Homemade Chemical Bombs

Dolo — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 09:15:53 +0000

This is the most in-depth tutorial ever written on Bored to Hell. You already read where to buy all these chemicals, now it’s time to put them to good use! Today we introduce to you ways to create your favorite household chemical bomb! You know you have heard of Thermite before, and now you get to make it! It’s only rust and some aluminum. We also have went out of our way to show you four more chemical bombs such as a “Nap Charge” and other cool things. Remember, this is for education purposes only, and should no be attempted by anyone and we are not responsible for your actions!

Thermite

Materials:

Aluminum Powder
Iron Oxide (Rust)
Playdoh
Magnesium

How to Make:

Acquire some Aluminum Powder, Iron Oxide, and some Playdoh by any of the methods in buying chemical explosives page!
Pour the Aluminum Powder with the Iron Oxide into a glass bowl, mixing in a 8:3 ratio.
Once well mixed, take a small amount of Playdoh and mix it in with the powder.
Buy a Magnesium strand or make a pile of dust to lead up to the Thermite! It needs a lot of heat to start the reaction!

Ammonium Nitrate Bomb

Materials:

Ammonium Nitrate
Fuel Oil

How to Make:

Acquire some Ammonium Nitrate (see warnings) and Fuel Oil (Kerosene) by any of the methods in buying chemical explosives page!
Mix the two together in a glass beaker until mushy like the picture above.
This stuff is highly flammable, so be careful and store in a cool dry place!
Light in small doses, and a match will make this stuff go off!

Acetone Peroxide Explosive

Warning:

This chemical is UNSTABLE and should under no circumstances be made by people without experience in this field! Avoid static electricity and have a safe area to work with! This compound is sensitive to friction, and will blow up under say hitting it with a hammer. Please be careful, it takes only a few grams to create a large explosion!

Materials:

Hydrochloric Acid (HCL) (3.75ml)
Hydrogen Peroxide (H202) (15ml)
Acetone (25ml)
Ice Bath
Coffee Filter
Baking Soda (sodium bicarbonate)

How to Make (very safe):

Acquire the above materials via the store ( buy HCL from the hardware store AKA muriatic acid) and any of the methods in buying chemical explosives page!
Create an Ice Bath (beaker, water, and ice) and cool to under 5 degree’s Celsius.
Add the Hydrogen Peroxide and Acetone into the ice-cooled beaker.
Using a dropper, put in the 3.75ml of HCL very slowly and watch to keep the temperature below 10 degrees Celsius.
Keep it in the bath, store it in your fridge for 24 hours.

Cleaning (very important):

When taken out of the fridge, put the salt like crystals into a Coffee Filter in a bowl and in a sink!
Mix 300ml of normal tap water with 1 teaspoon of Baking Soda (sodium Bicarbonate) and dissolve thoroughly.
Pour the mixture into the Acetone Peroxide and rinse it out with the mixture a few times. This preserves the Acetone Peroxide!
Drain out the excess mixture and lay the Acetone Peroxide on a glass surface to dry.
Once dry, store in a plastic container! Not metal because it will cause a reaction.

Chlorine Bomb

Materials:

How to Make:

Take some chlorine tablets, and hit them with a hammer and grind into little pieces that could fit into a two liter bottle top.
Pour a whole bottle of Rubbing Alcohol into the bottle, using a funnel.
Be ready with the cap, and pour the fine chlorine tablet dust into the bottle.
Screw that damn cap and run!

Naphthalene Charge

What is this?

This is a “Nap Charge” and is used in Hollywood to create those large smoke bomb effects. They are not used as an explosive, more does create a large fireball with a lot of smoke coming from it.

Materials:

Naphthalene
Black Powder
Toilet Paper
Epoxy or Saw Dust
Plastic Tube

How to Make:

Using the materials above, pack the a tube in order according to the diagram above.
Seal with hot glue, and ass a fuse to the end of the cap.
Light, and run!

Thermite

Ammonium Nitrate

Acetone Peroxide

Chlorine Bomb

Naphthalene Charge

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How To – Playing Phone Keypad Songs

Dolo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:09:21 +0000

Got a boring old phone and got nothing to compare to an iPhone? Wish you could impress your friends with that old brick? Well that’s easy now, all you gotta do it memorize from phone keypad songs. It’s amazing what those programmers did when they created tones for each number! Anyways enjoy these popular songs that will impress your friends even if you have a piece of shit cell phone.

We Wish You A Merry Christmas

1 3 3 6 3 2 1 1 1 4 4 6 4 3 2 1 1 9 9 # 9 6

3 1 1 1 1 6 2 3

1 3 3 3 2 2 3 2 1 1 6 9 6 6 3 3 #

1 1 1 1 6 1 2

Deck The Halls

9 6 3 2 1 2 3 1

2 3 6 2 3 2 2 1 2 9 6 3 2

1 2 3 1 2 3 6 2 3 2 2 1 2

2 3 6 2 3 6 9 2

1 2 6 9 # 9 6 3 3 2 2 1

1 2 3 1 # # # # 9 6 3 2 1

Ninety Nine Bottles Of Pop

6 6 6 1 1 1 6 6 6 6

9 9 9 2 2 2 9 3 3 3

3 3 3 3 1 1 1 2 2 3

6 6 6 6

The Little Drummer Boy

1 1 2 2 2 3 2 3 2 2

1 1 2 3 3 3 3 6 3 6 2 2

2 3 6 9 9 9 # 9 6 3 2 2

1 2 3 6 6 6 9 # 9 6 3

9 6 3 2 6 3 2 1 1

1 1 2 2 2 2 3 2 3 2 2

2 1 2 1 1

Pop Goes The Weasel

2 2 3 3 6 # 6 2 1

2 2 3 3 6 2 1

2 2 3 3 6 # 6 2

# (P) (P) 3 9 6 2

Bingo

1 6 6 1 1 2 2 1 1

3 3 6 6 9 3 9 9 # # #

6 6 9 9 9 3 3 6 6 6 3

3 1 2 3 6 6

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

1 1 9 9 # # 9 6 6 3 3 2 2 1

9 9 6 6 3 3 2 9 9 6 6 3 3 2

1 1 9 9 # # 9 6 6 3 3 2 2 1

Here Comes Santa Claus

1 6 3 3 2 1 6 3 3 2

1 9 9 9 6 9 1 9 9 6 3 3

1 9 6 3 3 1 # # 9 #

6 # 9 6 3 9 6 3

2 2 6 3 2 1 6 # 9 9 6

6 # 9 3 9 9 6 3 2 1

Jingle Bells

1 9 6 3 1 1 1 1 9 6 3

2 2 9 6 3 2 (P) # # 9 6 9 (P)

1 9 6 3 1 (P) 1 9 6 3 2 (P) 1

1 6 3 2 9 9 9 9 # 9 6 3 2

6 6 6 6 6 6 6 9 2 3 6 (P)

9 9 9 9 9 6 6 6 6 6 3 3 6 3 9

6 6 6 6 6 6 6 9 2 3 6

9 9 9 9 9 6 6 6 6 # # 9 3 1

Mary Had A Little Lamb

3 2 1 2 3 3 3

2 2 2 3 9 9 3 2 1 2

3 3 3 3 2 2 3 2 1

Here We Come A Wassailing

1 2 3 2 1 2 3 2 1 6 6 6 6

# # 9 3 9 6 3 2 1 2 3 6

2 3 6 # 9 6 2 3 6 6 # 9

6 3 6 9 # 6 9 3 2 1 2 3 6 2

6 3 6 9 # 6 9 3 2 1 1

O Christmas Tree

1 3 3 3 6 9 9 9 9 6 9 # 2

6 3 1 2 2 2 3 6 6 6 6

3 6 9 2 6 3 (P) 9 9 6 # 9

9 6 6 6 6 3 # 9 9 6 6 1

2 2 2 3 6 6 6 6 3 6 9 2 6 3

Joy To The World

# 9 6 3 2 2 1 1 3 6 6

9 9 # # # 9 6 3 3 2 1 #

# 9 6 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 2

9# 6 3 2 2 2 2 3 6 3 2

1 # 9 6 3 2 3 3 2 1

We Three Kings

9 6 3 1 2 3 2 1 (P) 9 6

3 1 2 3 2 1 (P) 3 3 6 6

9 9 # 9 9 6 9 6 3 2 1

3 9 6 6 6 1 6 2 6 (P) 6 6

6 1 6 2 6 (P) 3 3 6 9

# 9 6 9 3 3 3 1 3 2 3

O Come All Ye Faithful

6 6 1 3 6 1 9 6 9 # 9 6 6

6 3 2 3 6 9 # 3 2 1 1

# 6 3 9 6 3 6 2 6 3 2 1 6

6 3 6 9 6 1 9 9 6 9 # 9 6 9

# 9 6 3 2 3 # 9 6 3 3

She’ll Be Coming Around The Mountain

2 3 6 6 6 6 3 2 1 2

3 3 6 9 9 9 9 # 9 6 3

6 # 9 6 6 6 6 3 2 2 2

1 1 1 1 9 6 3 2 1 1 1 1

6 3 1 2 3

Old MacDonald Had A Farm

3 3 3 1 2 2 1 9 9 6 6

3 1 3 3 3 1 2 2 1

9 9 6 6 3 1 1 3 3 3 1 1

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

3 3 3 1 2 2 1 9 9 6 6 3

Ring Around The Rosy

3 3 2 6 3 2 3 3 2 6

3 2 3 2 3 2 2 3 3 1

Sakura, Sakura

6 6 6 6 6 9 6 3 6 9 6 6

6 3 6 3 6 9 3 6 3 6 6 6 3

(P) (P) # # # 9 9 (P) # # # 9 9 6 6

9 6 2 3 (P) (P) 2 2 3 2 2 3

2 3 6 3 2 3 2 1 9 6 9 # 9 9 6 3 2 3 9 6

6 2 3 6 9 6 3 9 # 9 9 6 3 3 2 2

1 1 2 2 (P) (P) # # 9 6 3 2 3 6 1 2 2

6 6 6 3 6 6 9 6 6 9 6 3 2 3

6 3 6 2 2 (P) (P) 6 2 6 6 3 3 1 1 2 2

(P) (P) 6 6 9 (P) 6 6 3 (P) 6 (P) 6 (P) 6

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

3 2 3 9 3 # 6 2 9 3 3 9 6 3 9 3 # 6 2

9 3 3 9 6 3 2 2 1 2 6 # # 9 3 6 3 1 #

6 3 3 6 3 6 3 # 9 2 3 2 1 9 6 3

3 6 3 6 3 6 1 3 6 3 1 # 6 3

3 6 3 6 3 6 3 2 3 2 1 9 6 3

3 6 3 6 3 9 3 9 # # # 9

6 9 3 1 2 3 6 # # 6 6 9 #

9 6 9 3 6 3 1 # 6 3 3 6 3 6 3 6 3

6 9 6 # 9 3 6 3 6 3 9 3

Happy Birthday To You

1 1 2 1 6 3 1 1 2 1 9 6

1 1 # 9 6 3 2 # # 9 6 9 6

When The Saints Go Marching In

1 3 6 9 1 3 6 9

1 3 6 9 3 1 3 2

3 3 2 1 1 2 9 9 9 6

3 6 9 3 2 2 1

I’ve Been Working On The Railroad

3 1 3 1 3 6 9 3 # # 3 6 9

3 1 3 1 3 6 9 3 3 6 6 6 9 6

6 6 3 6 9 6 3 1 # # # 3 3 6 6 9

2 3 6 3 6 2 1 6 9 # 9 6 3

9 9 9 9 6 6 6 1 3 9 9 9 9 6 6 6 9 6 3 1

9 9 9 9 3 3 3 # # # # # # 9 6 3

6 3 1 1 1 3 6 6 3 3 3 6 3 2 1

6 3 9 9 9 9 # # # # 9 6 3

Ten Little Indians

3 3 3 3 3 3 9 # # 9 3

6 6 6 6 6 6 2 6 6 2 1

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 9 # # 9 3

# # # 2 2 3

The Farmer in the Dell

1 2 2 2 2 2 (P)

2 6 6 6 6 6 (P)

9 9 # 9 6 2 3 6 6 3 3 2

If You’re Happy

1 1 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 6

1 1 6 6 6 6 6 6 3 6 9

9 9 # # # # 1 1 # #

6 6 6 3 2 2 6 6 3 3 3 3 2 2 1 3 2

Baa, Baa, Black Sheep

1 1 9 9 # # # # 9

6 6 3 3 2 2 1

1 1 1 9 9 # # # 9 9

6 6 6 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 1

Humpty Dumpty

1 1 3 3 2 3 2 1 (P)

3 3 9 9 6 9 6 3 (P)

# # # 9 9 9 6 6 6 3 (P)

6 6 6 3 3 3 2 3 2 1

The Noble Duke of York

9 6 3 2 1 2 3 (P)

3 6 6 6 6 6 (P) 6 9 9 9 9 9

# # # # # 9 9 6 6 2

The Muffin Man

1 1 3 3 6 9 6 6 3

2 6 6 3 2 1 1 1 1 3 3 6

9 3 3 3 6 6 1 1 3

London Bridge

9 # 9 6 3 6 9 2 3 6

3 6 9 9 # 9 6 3 6 9

2 9 3 1

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How To – Match Tricks and Modifications

Dolo — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 03:41:15 +0000

Today we introduce to you tricks such as the Rocket Match where you can blast off your matches far into the sky! Don’t forget the original Match Flick Fire Trick, which will keep you entertained by flicking fiery matches in the air at your brother! Need some tips on where to light those Strike Anywhere Matches? We got you covered. But we can’t just end there, let’s introduce you into a Match Box Bridge Explosion, directly from your friends at Dumbass Land!

Rocket Match

Materials:

Strike Anywhere Match
Paper Clip
Foil

Preparation:

Wrap a Strike Anywhere Match inside a small piece of foil, about the size of your thumb. Make sure there is no excess foil!
Stick a end of the paper clip into the foil gently!
Stand up the paperclip, and put a match to the foil
Watch the match fly almost 30 feet!

Match Flick on Fire Trick

Materials:

Strike Anywhere Match
Large Match Box
Good Hand Flicking Skills

Preparation:

Take one match out of the box, and make a “flicking position” with your hand.
Put your pointer finger over the top of the match, and push down the match hard into the runway.
With your flicking fingers, flick the match forward across the runway. Be sure to apply alot of pressure.
Watch your match fly on fire in the air!

Match Box Bridge Explosion

Materials:

Small Match
Small Match Box
Match Building Skills

Preparation:

Take three matches out a new and strong match box
Align two matches to stick out of the sides so they face outward. Be sure that they are secure!
Put a match between the two poles, and make sure there is a bit of tension between them.
Light the middle of the bridge match, and let it fly away!

Strike Anywhere Match Places

Materials:

Strike Anywhere Match
Hard and Bumpy Surface

Preparation:

You can use any of the above items to light the match. When using your fingernail, be careful because the white burning tip might get stuck in your nail and burn! The most common way is to use your zipper. Good luck and have fun on your match burning adventure!

Match Box Bridge Explosion

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How To – Homemade Hydrogen Bomb

Dolo — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 09:41:59 +0000

Look mommy, it goes boom!

Ever wonder what the real hydrogen bomb looks like? Well guess what, you can find out right now and even build it yourself for around twenty bucks. Spend a few hours working on this baby, and you’ll be proud to be known as the neighborhood disruptor. That’s right, we take you into a high definition tutorial on how to build your very own Hydrogen / Oxygen bomb for your backyard. You’ll also need your laptop for this one folks, don’t worry, I promise it’s not safe.

You can choose one, I used the Fuel Cell

Above are the three options you will have when creating this experiment. When I personally did this one, I had a fuel cell which I used from a fuel cell car I received a few years back. I did the same method I’m about to show you, and it works if you’re lucky. But if you’re lucky, you will probably be hearing one of the loudest blasts of your life. I mean this thing is loud like you can’t believe. This four step process will have you making your very own boom’s in a matter of time. I hope you enjoy the fun in making this experiment!

Chemical Reaction Generator for Hydrogen / Oxygen

Materials :

Beer Bottle or bigger
Caustic Soda (General Cleaner)
Half a Cup of Cold Water
Shredded aluminum bits from a can
A Balloon

Setup Instructions:

Put your pieces of aluminum into the can, and cover them slightly with tap water
Place your beer bottle into a nice cool tub of cold water (overheat)
Add the Caustic Soda to the container (using a funnel), and strap the balloon over the top
Let the balloon fill up, and transfer it’s contents to the cranberry bottle underwater.

Electrolysis Generator for Hydrogen / Oxygen

Materials :

A glass jar with a metal top and a plastic water bottle
Two thick screws
Two razor blades
Salt and Water
Wire
Tubes

Setup Instructions:

First, drill three holes for the screws and the tubing to run through
Using electrical tape, join the two razors together, and make sure they don’t touch
Insert the screws through, and run a polarity to a razor (doens’nt matter which)
Run tubing from the top of the jar to to the bottle, and seal with silicon or glue

Where the real fun comes into play

Materials :

Longer plastic tubing
Your hydrogen generator jar
A laptop charger
A Cranberry bottle and a 5 Gallon bucket (best to fit)
A ignition source, such as a rocket fuse and a rocket ignition.

Setup Instructions:

Using your cranberry bottle, install the lighter fuse on the cap by drilling a hole through the top, and running the fuse through the top. Be sure to glue the top so the seal does not leak or the fuse does not get wet
Fill with water and submerge your cranberry bottle (no top) into the water of a bucket, run the hose you have from your hydrogen generator into the bottom of the cranberry bottle.
Make sure that everything is ready to go, and that your hoses are correct.
Attach the two polarities from the laptop charger (it’s only a 12v charger it’s not dangerous) to the sides of the generator jar. Make sure you’re using the laptop charger end that goes into your computer, not the AC wall section.
Bubbles will start to rise from the jar, and fill the tube and push out the water from the cranberry bottle. Wait until your cranberry bottle is full of the hydrogen /oxygen mix.

Materials :

Rocket Fuse Ignition and cable
A Brick
A place to submerge (you don’t have to read below)
Ear Covers

Setup Instructions:

Once you have taken out the bottle from the bucket, attach the lid.
Attach the wire to the fuse.
Tie a brick around the bottle so that it will sink
Submerge your bottle underwater in a pool or pond
Light it.

What’s going on here? This isn’t a real Hydrogen Bomb!

You are separating the H from the O in H2O. Because Hydrogen and pure oxygen are both highly combustive, they will blow up at a very fast speed. When you mix the two gases together you create a even more of a boom. This is the real “Hydrogen Bomb”, except we are doing the splitting of a compound the easy way!

Tips and Safety Precautions:

This is for observation only, do not attempt on your own. I am not responsible for yours or anyone’s actions.
If you don’t submerse the bottle, there is a higher chance of shrapnel flying.
This is very dangerous at all times of the experiment, both gases are highly explosive.
When you transfer the cranberry bottle from the 5 gallon bucket, be sure that no gas escapes. You may use tape to black the exit while you screw on the top including the fuse.
The fuse needs to stay dry! I was lucky when it took underwater, but you might not be. Make sure that your fuse is good and ready to go.
Don’t add more fuses as the ignition won’t light more then one (not enough current).
The total cost for this experiment is around 10-20$ where most of the money goes to the ignition.

Questions? Comments? Need help? Leave a comment for anything you need answered. Give credit where credit is due!

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Bored Pranks – How To Become Your School’s Prankster

Dolo — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:35:26 +0000

You’ve seen so many highschool pranks haven’t you? I mean you could just go Google “Highschool Pranks” and millions of results would come up. But, there are some still out there that have not reach the common internets. Today I will share some with you, that I personally have experimented with and still feel shame for today. They are easy, practical, and the best part; fun. Rather you look at the large shiny pictures made just for you, or you could read the tutorial and spread these pranks in the name of Bored to Hell. Infact, do just that. Tell all your friends about the button.

Making a Vasonob

Vaseline and Doorknobs are in love.

Materials:

Vaseline
Guts

Steps

1: Raid your mothers closet and find a nice bottle of Vaseline.

2: Pack that nice bottle to school with you, and take it into the bathroom (no don’t think that).

3: Scoop a large chunk of Vaseline into both hands, covering your hand with about quarter inch thick.

4: Walk around touching door knobs, knowing that people will touch those and think “WTF”?

5: You’re an asshole!

Portable Sink Bomb

Materials:

Mayonnaise
Milk
Egg Yolk
Mini M&M Container Empty
Alka-Seltzer

Steps

1: Mix the first three ingredients into a bowl, and poor the contents into a empty M&M Bottle.

2: Let the bottle sit in the sun for a day or so, or until you’re happy with it’s smell.

3: Pack it to school with you and find your victim(s).

4: Stealthy, put a pill of Alka-Seltzer into the container, and leaver it on the floor.

5: Run away, far away for that little container is going to hurl!

The Needle Prick Trick

Materials:

Vending Machine
Being a Dickhead
A Dulled Sewing Needle

Steps

1: Bring a rather large dulled sewing needle to school or anywhere you want to place it.

2: Stick it in the money return slot for change in a vending machine

3: Put change inside the return slot, something good to attract people. Oh, and leave it open.

4: Sit back, and relax! Just remember that you’re a prick.

The Real Cotton Candy Prank

Materials:

Bag of Cotton Candy (use the original)
Cotton Balls
Ziploc Bag or Original Bag

Steps

1: Gently rip apart each cotton ball so that you have a big pillow of it. Repeat for the cotton candy.

2: Now, combine both of them, compressing and rolling them to fit into the bag.

3: Take that baggy to school and each some in front of your friends (be choosy of candy only)

4: Offer them some, and enjoy their faces.

mayonnaise

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How To – Complete Ventrilo Soundboard Guide

Dolo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:06:08 +0000

So you already seen the Top Ventrilo Harassment Picks from us, and you liked it! But, now you want more… You want to actually do what the famous man behind those videos do. After working for a few nights, I have compiled the first [BTH App] and guide to start you off on making your own “Ventrilo Harassment” videos. You can can master these ventrilo pranks your self anytime, anywhere, and simply with the application. If you have any questions or need tech help, feel free to comment! This also includes Troxed soundboard for all you fans of the screaming man!

Before you start you need to have a few things required to even attempt this guide…

Download Ventrilo
A Soundcard of any type or built in

Click into your “Sound Settings” and click the tab “Recording”
Depending on your card, select the setting for the internal microphone for the computer. This will set so that the input for your computer is also your output. It can also look like “Wave In” or “Line In”
Now set this device as the “Default Device”
To confirm your last step, play a song and the green bar should fill up (picture on right)
Once done, go into ventrilo and change your “Input Device” to match the one you put in for the device that you put in before.
Next, change your settings to “Push to Talk” and make a hotkey to use each time you play.
Also disable “Disable Play Key Clicks”.
While having open the BTH Soundboard App, hold shift while playing click on any text you wish to play.

Questions? Just leave a comment and I’d be happy to help you set this up!