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Bored Original – Swine Flu Game

Dolo — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:36:29 +0000

Swine Flu has played a major role in creating havoc in the world we live in today. With the already troubled third world countries plagued with HIV, and cancer growing in an alarming amount of people, what will we do? No one knows, and everyone prays that science will answer all problems. Indeed it has for the past, but what does the future bring?

This is in three days…

Why is it a problem, wheres the cure?

Like many viruses today, there is a cure for each one, but there are so many
Viruses from different species (swine) infect pigs, the viruses can reassort to become different
Different versions include H1N2, H3N2, H3N1, and the recent H1N1 outbreak.

The Facts

Before 2009, only one to two cases were reported each year
Despite of peoples ignorance, you can’t get it by eating pork
U.S. Swine Flu related sickness has been on the hush, but other countries are in bad shape
Middle Eastern countries are rising in the death toll

A short flash game (buying upgrades cost real money)!

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Bored Game – Carve Your Own Pumpkin!

Dolo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:00:31 +0000

Happy Halloween! Here is a fun little flash application that you can carve your very own face into pumpkins! Show your friends and family and have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!

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Arcade – Play Super Mario

Dolo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:40:42 +0000

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Bored Announcement – The 100th Post and Super Mario Game

Dolo — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:09:35 +0000

What a long strange trip it has been…

This website was founded in June 2009, and was born to to give me (Dolo) something to work on and play with. Since the past few months, this little joke of a website has grown exponentially into something. It’s had it hard times and its good times, what can I say? One of the hardest things to master as a person is self motivation, and in writing what now is 100 articles on things to do is an achievement.

And the Future?

I won’t lie to you, it’s a pain in the butt to update things every other day. Looking, scanning, and creating fancy graphics all for nothing seems like a heavy workload. Most days I have to update this site, I say “Damn, it’s that time again… What shall I think of today?”. Well friends and bots, I’ll tell that things for the future are still bright! Here are some things to look forward to in the future:

More in-depth guides on building fun items
A real arcade section for the people to enjoy
Possibly some type of monetization, but with very little impact for the reader
I’m still looking for a author or two to help out (and get paid possibly)
Linking to other niche websites, to benifit you folks

Why have I read all this?

I have been keeping this awesome game just for this type of event actually. If you haven’t noticed already, there’s a big “Play Super Mario” button to your right. Click it to spend hours trying to beat all the levels. It does take a bit of time to get use to, but it’s fun. Trust me. Have a good one folks, whether you’re a first time visitor or the daily reader, thanks for being a part of Bored to Hell. Until the next content update day, peace out.

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Bored Game – Kaleidoscope Game

Dolo — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:45:00 +0000

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Bored Game – Hell of Sand Wins Most Addicting Game

Dolo — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:49:37 +0000

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Bored Games – Press the Space Bar 2000

Dolo — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:02:10 +0000

Hey folks, it’s been a while since I’ve had a formal telling to the public about the cool stuff going down with Bored to Hell. As you may or may not know we’ve been running for three solid months, and have been kicking ass. Hundreds of you folks come a day to enjoy the little things, well mostly for the explosives… Anyways just want to show you some upcoming things for the site, and it’s all because you helped it grow!

Site Updates, Broski

There are many new things that I have been working on for you folks, besides posting new stuff every other night, I am a hard working web developer. For the usual’s you may notice that every article on the site has been refurbished (mostly the old ones) to nice, new, and clean looking content. Another thing you may notice is the related posts under each page. You have been given thumbnails for every post here. In other words, I created 92 different 110×110 thumbnails. FML!

New Thumbnails for more content finding
Easier the ever to share
Categories and Pages are nice to look at
Big ass random button for your pleasure

Hey, a direct message to those people who have Facebooks, Myspace, and Twitter. Share this stuff with your friends please. You are given easy tools to click the “Facebook” icon under each post. But, if you do find a neat trick from the site, make sure you pull it off, and then show it off to your friends.

Bored to Hell is Recruiting

We are looking for a few people to join the ranks of sharing they’re ideas on when they’re bored. If you know someone that is clever in the tricks of the trade, and wants to put their work on the internet, here’s your chance!

Decent English writing and graphic skills.
Autonomy, I won’t be always around to tell you what to do. (I hate doing that)
A good background on how to entertain people. You don’t have to be funny, but you do need to be creative!

Think you got what it takes to be cool and get efamous? Let’s start you off here at the submit page and if you want more, such as potentially paid positions, please contact me at my email.

My hand really hurts! After trying for a while, Press The Space Bar 2000 has beaten the almighty Dolo. How many times can you press the space bar 5 seconds? How about 10 seconds? And the all painful 20 seconds? I tried for a good thirty minutes (no cheating!) trying to get my scores up and there are my results! What can you guys do? If you do manage to beat me, post a screen shot in comments and I may have something for you!

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Original Game – Don’t Press the Button: Reborn

Dolo — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:11:52 +0000

That’s right, another [BTH App]!

You again. The stupid, irresponsible guest that you are. You must be ashamed of even coming to my website. My domain! Click me. I dare you! If you click me this… Will…Happen.! Boom ! Did you see that?

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Game Review – Hot Upcoming Xbox 360 Games You Need to Buy

Dolo — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:11:10 +0000

It’s so hot, it’s on fire!

So you’re finally done playing all the games listed on the Bored to Hell Top Addicting Games, and you want something new. Something good. Well let me introduce you to some great games coming out this year that will make the top. If they don’t you can have your money and time back. If you want a nice sneak peak and a great list of the games you need to buy this Christmas, click the “Read More”. If you want high quality screen shots that are new and original, click. But be warned, there’s about four megabytes of images, but don’t worry! It’s served from my CDN server…

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

If you have not already played the original CoD4, please look away now because you can not fathom the greatness of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Coming to us at 11/10/09, this wonderful game was named the top First Person Shooter for quite some time. It reached millions of players a day via online with computers, Xbox 360, and PS3. Now Infinity Ward has decided to return big, bad, and mean. This is a good buy folks.

Halo 3 ODST

I will admit that I am a hardcore Halo fan. When I heard that after Halo 3 that there would be no more “Halo 3 MC” I cried and died a bit inside. Once Bungie had announced ODST though, I grew another heart. Coming in stores September 22nd, 2009, this game will be all that is Halo, but you have no shield. This is definitely a top pick and please do buy this.

The ViDoc which shows epicness.

The Beatles Rockband

My god, all my friends are addicted to this stupid game it isn’t even funny. Why don’t you learn to play a real guitar with all that time? Maybe chicks will actually like you… But, I must admit that The Beatles are the best band ever to come out of music. Their songs are top notch even after the 50th time. It’s no surprise that Rockband has adopted one of the most popular bands in history. The game release date is 9/9/09, and will cost a shit load if you don’t have the other equipment. Oh well, anything for that damn Rockband.

Splinter Cell Conviction

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction

I’ve never been a Splinter Cell fan my self, but oh does that trailer they made look so enticing. Seriously, the CGI they put into these games these days versus the actual game play it’s like they both take the same time to create. I have heard that this game is very solid though, it will include a new version of the class “Splinter Cell” . Instead of helping the good guys, you’re helping yourself. The release date is estimated to be around the first coming months of 2010. So check it out if you like to kill people in the dark?

Left 4 Dead 2

Way back in the good old days of Halo 2, we had a game called Zombies. Now the objective is to stay alive and help your team mates out. Honestly it’s the most fun i’ve ever had in a video game. Soon after we were introduced with Left 4 Dead, the best zombie killing game of all time. Finnally, a game devoted to the killing of mans worst enemy, all on a large online enviroment. But, you couldn’t use chainsaws. Welcome to Left 4 Dead 2, including the new feature of any zombie killing game, the chain saw (how original). This game is mean if you like little kids screaming in your mic, and a lot of blood. Pick it up, coming to stores in November 17, 2009!

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Game Review – Top 5 Video Games To Get Addicted To

Dolo — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:35:43 +0000

Because you can’t tell from the logos….

Command and Conquer #5

For the rank of #5 comes in Red Alert and Command and Conquer series which was created by Westwood over nine years ago. Both RTS (Real-time strategy) series brings hundreds of hours of fun. Of course you you probably will not play the older series which were created many years back and have what we call “shit graphics”. Most people don’t like RTS, for a number of reasons being that they involve a lot of time, and require much strategy. One of the campaign missions can last from two to three hours. The reason you hear a lot of bitching about RTS games is because they’re hard to balance. Look at Halo Wars for example, which has went through so many stages in balance, I’ve lost count.

The whole goal of a RTS is simple: Build, Gather, and Defeat. Each building you see above has a unique value to it. In a RTS you start off with a simple base, which will grow into a collecting area for money, and soon you will build vehicles and troops. Need more power? Then upgrade them using your labs at the endgame! Once you’ve beat the campaign, go enjoy hundreds of hours online with thousands of people still playing these games. You may not want to pick Red Alert 2, but maybe try out new games such as Command and Conquer: Generals. Though people claim, Warhammer is the most balanced and precise RTS available, you may still want to check out these classics!

The Halo Series #4

The Halo series is an incredible story line packed with drama, action, guns, Cortana, and even some aliens. Well mostly aliens… For the #4 spot tonight, we have the classic FPS (First Person Shooter). Bungie, which is the creator of the game probably stuck gold when they created this storyline. They’re are four books going around the game which just as the game, are very addicting. So what makes this game so addicting? The campaign of all three games (Halo 1, 2 and 3) gross in total about 20 hours to complete all of them. Once you’ve had a taste of the story, you head over to the best part…

Halo is big. Real Big! Every day there are millions of players online playing Halo 3 Matchmaking for fun, rank, and glory. Some people don’t speak english, some can’t even hold a controller, and the best part- most of them are screaming 13 years olds! Slowly you will level up through the matchmaking system, which is by far one of the most advanced matchmakers right now. The addictive quality of this game is the process of ranking up, and proving that you can kick ass in Halo. Hey, you’re going to need it if your boss challenges you to a match. Screw Golf.

Half Life Series #3

Everyone who’s everyone that plays a FPS has played Half Life. For the nerds who think that Halo isn’t hardcore enough, welcome to FPS heaven. Remember the days where you would wake up every Saturday to watch your favorite cartoons? Well now put this in place of your favorite cartoon! This is the ultimate FPS when it comes down to mechanics, balance, and playability. Heck, it even has a great storyline to go with it (not as good as Halo though) which will eat your hours away. Valve did a great job creating Half Life, and did a even better job at making it the best FPS!

If you noticed, you’d see that there is also a portal picture there! We already reviewed portal though so check it out dog.

Starcraft Series #2

Hitting the number #2 spot, Starcraft for the PC hits the next best RTS. If you’ve never seen crazy Korean gamers playing this game all day for money, then you have not seen nothing. The story line behind Starcraft was never strong, but the multiplayer intensity always heats up online. The graphics may not be the best part of the game, but the addiction from day one always starts. You can play online for free, and choose three races in the start; Protoss, Zerg, and Terran. Though probably the second you join a group, you’ll get kicked out. No noobs please!

Unlike most RTS, you must gather two types of supplies, instead of one. Games such as Warhammer and Red Alert, you need only to collect ore. But, in Starcraft you need gas and crystals to supply your huge army. The online play is intense, between the low lag rates and mature player base, you will spend hours upon hours diving into all that is RTS. But, this game is a bit old so let’s dive into Starcraft 2.

World of Warcraft #1

Let me say this clearly. If you want a time killer in any manner, I have brought you to your final destination. World of Warcraft by Blizzard Entertainment by far has the most subscriptions and money then any other game company in the world. Bragging rights of 12 millions players at a monthly subscription fee of 15$ a month brings us to…165000000$ a month. That’s some serious dough right there folks. But, these people aren’t wrong. The game is addicting to the max, once you start your character in the world called “Azeroth”, you won’t stop until you have 500+ days of play time. That’s right 500 days.

Wrong. The way the game is setup is a typical advancement game. You receive a quest, do it, get better gear and you win! Then make that 20,000 quests so you keep upgrading which in the end takes years. Through these questions and dungeons you will be able to acquire the best gear and brag to all your friends! All your internet friends that is. Don’t let anyone in real life know you play this game because it’s still considered very nerdesh.