After the Michael Jackson incident, which is still going under heavy investigation, we have yet another. Having dealt with the news of Jackson’s death, and dealing with the constant flow of news, I don’t know how much more I can take. Everyday I turn on the television to see different people’s opinions of Jackson’s life, and conspiracy theories on his death. Though the King of Pop is dead, just wait for this one…
“Hi, Billy Mays here!”
Billy Mays dies on June 28th, 2009.
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Billy Mays have been found, dead, in Tampa Bay Florida today. After the Jackson news, which was very sad indeed, the King of Infomercials is dead. The current thing going around is that he took head trauma on a airplane from baggages on a overhead compartment landing on his head. Though it is unknown if this is actual the cause of his death, we will find out.
Let’s face it boys and girls, the man could sell anything in the world. From Oxy Clean to selling snowboards and life insurance, they all never worked, but sold incredibly thanks to one man. He was a great sales person, and I will truly miss him, if not more then Michael Jackson. Personally, I love the guy to death. He was the only commercials I would actually watch at midnight. He would suck me in.
So who will take his place? There is only one answer…. No one. But, there is a rising star that has had a troubled past. Vince Offer, the sales person for ShamWoW has made a big impact with his commercials full of bullshit. ”You following me camera guy”, that’s a funny one. But seriously, if you don’t laugh already from Vince asking you to chop his nuts. Then you fail! R.I.P Billy Mays, you will be missed on the television…
So what do you guys think?
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