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Bored Original – Mind Tricks

May 5

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Now taking a break from the current news rush, we welcome the whole point of this site back. You’re bored, perhaps as hell, and you want something to do… Lets start off.   


With your finger draw the number “6″ in the air while trying to turn your feet clockwise.


Add these numbers!       1+5    4+2     3+3   5+1  2+4

Now repeat the number “6″ to yourself every second for ten seconds….

Think of a VEGETABLE!

You’re thinking of a “carrot“? (Highlight over to see)


The statement below is true

The statement above is false.


I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Count the “F” ’s in the sentence.  Did you count right?  Are you sure?


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Bored Original – Billy Mays Dies

May 5

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After the Michael Jackson incident, which is still going under heavy investigation, we have yet another.  Having dealt with the news of Jackson’s death, and dealing with the constant flow of news, I don’t know how much more I can take.  Everyday I turn on the television to see different people’s opinions of Jackson’s life, and conspiracy theories on his death.  Though the King of Pop is dead, just wait for this one…

BillyMays Bored Original Billy Mays Dies

“Hi, Billy Mays here!”

Billy Mays dies on June 28th, 2009.

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Bored Original – Swine Flu Game

Apr 20

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Swine Flu has played a major role in creating havoc in the world we live in today. With the already troubled third world countries plagued with HIV, and cancer growing in an alarming amount of people, what will we do? No one knows, and everyone prays that science will answer all problems. Indeed it has for the past, but what does the future bring?

This is in three days…

Swin Flue

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How To – Saving Mah Seat on the Bus

Apr 14

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So, your on the bus, bored as hell, and there strangers everywhere around you. Some homeless, some crazy people talking to themselves, and even the people who fall asleep and slowly push their head next to you. Don’t you hate that? Anyways here are the top five tips to make sure NO one sits next to you. These may be a bit embarrassing for people like you, but it will work or you get your money back (no questions asked)!

How to Save a seat on the bus

Amusing Pictures – You’re a 90’s Kid If…

Apr 9

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You're a 90's Kid If...

Amusing Pictures- The World According to America

Apr 4

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Well today, to cure your daily boredom, we have a small picture to show you…

the world according to america Amusing Pictures The World According to America

If you aren’t already laughing your ass off, lets go into detail on what this picture shows us. First off you can tell that there is no Africa at all. Next you can tell that the middle east is where “bombs go” which is pointing the the Iraq war. Take a closer look at the picture.. Each time you notice something new and it becomes even more funny.

 

Bored Youtube – The Top 10 Fred’s Will Hurt Your Ears!

Nov 26

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fred Bored Youtube The Top 10 Freds Will Hurt Your Ears!

I had to post this, I’m sorry.  The horrible pitch of his voice will make you strangely want more.  Yes, we’ve seen all the Youtube stars, but none like this guy.  He needs some help, but I’m sure he’s living great now he’s got his own music video?


Top Fred Shows Ever:


  1. Fred Goes Swimming
  2. Fred Loses His Meds
  3. Fred Goes to the Dentist
  4. Fred Gets Detention
  5. Xbox Live Trash Talk
  6. Fred Stalks Judy
  7. Fred’s Mom is Missing
  8. Fred Tries to Ride a Bike
  9. Fred Goes to the Park
  10. Fred Sneaks into Judy’s Party

Amusing Pictures – Old Internet Sites Fail

Nov 12

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oldsitestitle Amusing Pictures Old Internet Sites Fail

I’m sorry that updates have been slower then usually, I’ve just been very busy in life.  They’ll roll out faster and faster soon enough so bare with me folks.  Today we have a funny representation of what websites of the past looked like (Web .5 anybody?).  Yes, the same Google that rules the entire internet was once a three line little web page with a hyperlink and a title.  Back then there was no search engine, you had to know the web address!  Scary  I know!  Enjoy!

oldsites Amusing Pictures Old Internet Sites Fail



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Bored Shows – Get Into FlashFoward

Nov 8

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Flash Foward


For all you lost fans, there’s a new show in town, and it’s smokin.  Meet FlashFoward, your favorite suspense show that actually finishes the storyline in a season and doesn’t piss you off by ending it in the next one.  The show is set in a modern metropolis, which we know today as Miami.  The great part about modern TV shows is that they take on a life of their own, by following current events in the real world, and translating it into the show. You’ll see Halloween when it’s Halloween and different events depicted throughout FlashFoward.  If you don’t know what this is all about, bassically you start off with a normal day, and a bunch of people living their lives.  The show follows all the characters on their normal day, which includes a FBI chase down, a man committing suicide, and people in the hospital dieing.


Flash Foward Cast


Meet your cast and characters, because they’re all before you.  Each plays a part before and after the Flashfoward.  A common occurrence is people not actually having a flashfoward, which means what you think it is.  If you can’t see anything in your future, that means you must be dead.  The character setup in the show is very well written with all the drama of the modern day, such as death, love, and really annoying people you wish would go away and die.


flashpic Bored Shows Get Into FlashFoward


I have to admit, this show is good for the people that love action.  There’s plenty of explosions, bombs, and gun fights.   The pilot episodes is amazing because this is where all the sweet stuff happens like the airplanes crashing into buildings and cars crashing.  There’s an entire episode begining dedicated to thousands of people dropping into their flashfoward execpt one..

If you want to watch this show, you can catch it on Watch Missed Episodes…

How To – Making a Soda Can Pocket Stove

Nov 3

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Soda Can Pocket Stove Title

Are you the camping type?  Or maybe you’re just the type of person who loves to mess with fire.  Well, whatever you are, you now have a chance to make your very own pocket stove. Simply pack your one ounce soda can stove and some Rubbing Alcohol and your set to make your very own Soda Can Pocket Stove!

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Bored Game – Carve Your Own Pumpkin!

Oct 28

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holloweencarvetitle Bored Game Carve Your Own Pumpkin!

Happy Halloween! Here is a fun little flash application that you can carve your very own face into pumpkins! Show your friends and family and have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!

Amusing Pictures – Top Strange Parody Motivators

Oct 27

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parodoymottitle Amusing Pictures Top Strange Parody Motivators

You see these everywhere I bet, but there are probably some you have not seen.  Below are the best of the best for Parody Motivators!  Who knows the history behind these suckers, because I definitively don’t!  Anyways enjoy!

parodyad Amusing Pictures Top Strange Parody Motivators

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Exclusive Site – Google Trends Brings Odd Results

Oct 25

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googletrendstitle Exclusive Site Google Trends Brings Odd Results

trendlist Exclusive Site Google Trends Brings Odd Results


What is it?

“Google Trends is a public web facility of Google Inc., about Google Search, that shows how often a particular search-term is entered relative to the total search-volume across various regions of the world, and in various languages. The horizontal axis of the main graph represents time (starting from some time in 2004), and the vertical is how often a term is searched for relative to the total number of searches, globally.[1] Below the main graph, popularity is broken down by region, city and language. It is possible to refine the main graph by region and time period.”

Pick a Date!

You can also hit up Google Hot Trends, which will display a list of fourty trends for the current date.  If you look up to the top left of the screen, you can change to date.  It’s kinda like a history book isn’t it?  You can check on any date (not too far back now) and see what happened! By the way, it only goes back to May 2007, so not too much you can actually look up!  What a fail Google! D:

Are there other sites like this?

Of course there are silly!  You can use the Alexa ranks too (my personal favorite)!  You can find those trends at two different spots on the Alexa site.  There is the “What’s Hot” section and the “Top Pages” section.  Hopefully one day I’ll be up there!  Though that will probably never happen!  Poor me!  Enjoy…

Movie Review – Zombieland Is Epic!

Oct 23

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zombietitle Movie Review Zombieland Is Epic!

The story…

The movie opens up with Columbus (the main character played by Jessie Eisenberg) telling you about a horific disease that has spread across the world turning people who are bitten by those who are infected into zombies. Very few people people are left who are unaffected. Columbus explains that there are several rules that you must use to survive in Zombieland (what he now calls the U.S.). The rules add to the comedic nature of the film such as the “Double Tap”  or “Wear your seatbelt” rules. Columbus being a very phobic person has survived partially because he has no friends and no loved ones around him.

Columbus while being on the way to Columbus, OH (yes, they are given names by other people according to what city they are going to avoid becoming attached to one another) runs into a rather redneck Tallahassee driving a rather “beefed” up, Dale Earnhardt painted car. We learn that Tallahassee is a big twinkie lover and it is his goal to find all the twinkies he can before they expire. This unlikely pair teams up and makes their way east. (I’d of course go into further detail, but the rest of the movie would be funnier left unsaid)


The verdict…

Zombieland is an extremely funny (and comically gorey) movie.  Tallahassee’s sick humor along with the ever scared Columbus makes the movie a extremely enjoyable experience. Adding random zombies and a special celebrity cameo only make the film’s hilarity unbearable. It’s a great movie and is still funny the second and third viewing.

Hrothmund’s Rating: *****/5

Bored Youtube – Top 10 Xbox Live Trash Talk

Oct 22

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XBLtrashtittle Bored Youtube Top 10 Xbox Live Trash Talk

For those who play Xbox Live, more specifically Halo 3, know the horrible things that can go on in chat.  For the top 10 however, these are the best of the best, the cream of the crop videos guaranteed to make you laugh.


Top Trash Talks Ever:


  1. Halo 3 little kids talking trash part 1
  2. Halo 3 little kids talking trash part 2
  3. Children Shouldn’t Play Halo 3
  4. How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else
  5. Xbox Live Trash Talk
  6. Why Not to Talk Trash on Xbox LIVE
  7. FUNNY STUFF :: HALO 3 SHIT TALKER :: DJ KEEMSTAR
  8. SUPER DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!
  9. Halo 3 Trash Talk
  10. TRASH TALK MONTAGE pt. 2 (halo 3)

Arcade – Play Super Mario

Oct 19

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marioflashtitle Arcade Play Super Mario

Super Mario Flash


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Movie of the Week – Law Abiding Citizen

Oct 17

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lawtitle Movie of the Week Law Abiding Citizen

I wasn’t thrilled about seeing this movie when I first heard about it, though all the trailers for it did look cool. After I left the movie theater I was left completely shocked by how well Gerard Butler played the villian Clyde Shelton in the movie.


The details…

The essential story behind the movie starts off when Clyde Shelton’s family is robbed and his wife and daughter are murdered. The criminals get taken to court, but only Ames (one of the killers) actually gets a life-in-prison sentence, because Darby (who actually committed the murders) made a plea bargain to testify against Ames and plead guilty instead to Murder to the third degree. Clyde is upset that Nick (played by Jamie Fox), his attorney, made the plea bargain because he wanted to atleast fight for both of them to go to jail. Clyde, upset because Ames and Darby weren’t held “accountable for their actions”, desides to bring the justice sentence down from the top to the bottom and take the law into his own hands.


The verdict….

The movie is a great action movie and I’m sure Gerard will get a nomination for best villian in some award ceremony. Asides from the gorey parts in the movie which makes it R rated, I’m extremely glad I saw this movie and would might actually go see it a second time.

Hrothmund’s Rating: ****/5

How To – Top 5 Funny Image Generators

Oct 16

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imagegeneratortitle How To Top 5 Funny Image Generators

There are so many great and funny images on the internet, from De-Motivational posters, to the silly LOLcats.  All these unique ideas have shaped the internet community over time by killing off people using laughter.  Now’s your turn to get some laughs!  Create you own funny pictures and post em’ up folks.  There is no shame in making people laugh, that is unless it’s your face.  In that case, it’s ok to poke and prod, you ugly sob!

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Bored Shows – The Top 5 Propaganda Campaigns

Oct 14

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propagandatitle Bored Shows The Top 5 Propaganda Campaigns


Today we have a rather interesting find, it’s some old propaganda shows that many companies put out years ago.  The most interesting one by far is the oil industries attempt to teach kids how oil is the great life line of our society, and that it’s a huge technological break through and everything should run on it.  Great stuff.  Anyways check it out for yourselves!


#1 Destination Earth

Sponsored by the American Petroleum Institute, this cartoon celebrates petroleum and economic competition.



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How To – Make a Wallet With Cards

Oct 12

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tapewallettitle How To Make a Wallet With Cards

It’s been a while since the last How-To project, but that’s because they generally take a lot longer then other posts.  But, here you go, a simple way to create your own card wallet to impress your friends.  This takes about ten minutes to make, and is VERY simple to create!  This isn’t like a ductape wallet, you actually use the cards to support it instead of pure raw duct tape.  Anyways, enjoy!

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