I had to post this, I’m sorry. The horrible pitch of his voice will make you strangely want more. Yes, we’ve seen all the Youtube stars, but none like this guy. He needs some help, but I’m sure he’s living great now he’s got his own music video?
Top Fred Shows Ever:
I’m sorry that updates have been slower then usually, I’ve just been very busy in life. They’ll roll out faster and faster soon enough so bare with me folks. Today we have a funny representation of what websites of the past looked like (Web .5 anybody?). Yes, the same Google that rules the entire internet was once a three line little web page with a hyperlink and a title. Back then there was no search engine, you had to know the web address! Scary I know! Enjoy!
For all you lost fans, there’s a new show in town, and it’s smokin. Meet FlashFoward, your favorite suspense show that actually finishes the storyline in a season and doesn’t piss you off by ending it in the next one. The show is set in a modern metropolis, which we know today as Miami. The great part about modern TV shows is that they take on a life of their own, by following current events in the real world, and translating it into the show. You’ll see Halloween when it’s Halloween and different events depicted throughout FlashFoward. If you don’t know what this is all about, bassically you start off with a normal day, and a bunch of people living their lives. The show follows all the characters on their normal day, which includes a FBI chase down, a man committing suicide, and people in the hospital dieing.
Meet your cast and characters, because they’re all before you. Each plays a part before and after the Flashfoward. A common occurrence is people not actually having a flashfoward, which means what you think it is. If you can’t see anything in your future, that means you must be dead. The character setup in the show is very well written with all the drama of the modern day, such as death, love, and really annoying people you wish would go away and die.
I have to admit, this show is good for the people that love action. There’s plenty of explosions, bombs, and gun fights. The pilot episodes is amazing because this is where all the sweet stuff happens like the airplanes crashing into buildings and cars crashing. There’s an entire episode begining dedicated to thousands of people dropping into their flashfoward execpt one..
If you want to watch this show, you can catch it on Watch Missed Episodes…
Are you the camping type? Or maybe you’re just the type of person who loves to mess with fire. Well, whatever you are, you now have a chance to make your very own pocket stove. Simply pack your one ounce soda can stove and some Rubbing Alcohol and your set to make your very own Soda Can Pocket Stove!
Happy Halloween! Here is a fun little flash application that you can carve your very own face into pumpkins! Show your friends and family and have a safe and fun Halloween everyone!
You see these everywhere I bet, but there are probably some you have not seen. Below are the best of the best for Parody Motivators! Who knows the history behind these suckers, because I definitively don’t! Anyways enjoy!
What is it?
“Google Trends is a public web facility of Google Inc., about Google Search, that shows how often a particular search-term is entered relative to the total search-volume across various regions of the world, and in various languages. The horizontal axis of the main graph represents time (starting from some time in 2004), and the vertical is how often a term is searched for relative to the total number of searches, globally.[1] Below the main graph, popularity is broken down by region, city and language. It is possible to refine the main graph by region and time period.”
Pick a Date!
You can also hit up Google Hot Trends, which will display a list of fourty trends for the current date. If you look up to the top left of the screen, you can change to date. It’s kinda like a history book isn’t it? You can check on any date (not too far back now) and see what happened! By the way, it only goes back to May 2007, so not too much you can actually look up! What a fail Google! D:
Are there other sites like this?
Of course there are silly! You can use the Alexa ranks too (my personal favorite)! You can find those trends at two different spots on the Alexa site. There is the “What’s Hot” section and the “Top Pages” section. Hopefully one day I’ll be up there! Though that will probably never happen! Poor me! Enjoy…
The story…
The movie opens up with Columbus (the main character played by Jessie Eisenberg) telling you about a horific disease that has spread across the world turning people who are bitten by those who are infected into zombies. Very few people people are left who are unaffected. Columbus explains that there are several rules that you must use to survive in Zombieland (what he now calls the U.S.). The rules add to the comedic nature of the film such as the “Double Tap” or “Wear your seatbelt” rules. Columbus being a very phobic person has survived partially because he has no friends and no loved ones around him.
Columbus while being on the way to Columbus, OH (yes, they are given names by other people according to what city they are going to avoid becoming attached to one another) runs into a rather redneck Tallahassee driving a rather “beefed” up, Dale Earnhardt painted car. We learn that Tallahassee is a big twinkie lover and it is his goal to find all the twinkies he can before they expire. This unlikely pair teams up and makes their way east. (I’d of course go into further detail, but the rest of the movie would be funnier left unsaid)
The verdict…
Zombieland is an extremely funny (and comically gorey) movie. Tallahassee’s sick humor along with the ever scared Columbus makes the movie a extremely enjoyable experience. Adding random zombies and a special celebrity cameo only make the film’s hilarity unbearable. It’s a great movie and is still funny the second and third viewing.
Hrothmund’s Rating: *****/5
For those who play Xbox Live, more specifically Halo 3, know the horrible things that can go on in chat. For the top 10 however, these are the best of the best, the cream of the crop videos guaranteed to make you laugh.
Top Trash Talks Ever:
Oct 19
I wasn’t thrilled about seeing this movie when I first heard about it, though all the trailers for it did look cool. After I left the movie theater I was left completely shocked by how well Gerard Butler played the villian Clyde Shelton in the movie.
The details…
The essential story behind the movie starts off when Clyde Shelton’s family is robbed and his wife and daughter are murdered. The criminals get taken to court, but only Ames (one of the killers) actually gets a life-in-prison sentence, because Darby (who actually committed the murders) made a plea bargain to testify against Ames and plead guilty instead to Murder to the third degree. Clyde is upset that Nick (played by Jamie Fox), his attorney, made the plea bargain because he wanted to atleast fight for both of them to go to jail. Clyde, upset because Ames and Darby weren’t held “accountable for their actions”, desides to bring the justice sentence down from the top to the bottom and take the law into his own hands.
The verdict….
The movie is a great action movie and I’m sure Gerard will get a nomination for best villian in some award ceremony. Asides from the gorey parts in the movie which makes it R rated, I’m extremely glad I saw this movie and would might actually go see it a second time.
Hrothmund’s Rating: ****/5
There are so many great and funny images on the internet, from De-Motivational posters, to the silly LOLcats. All these unique ideas have shaped the internet community over time by killing off people using laughter. Now’s your turn to get some laughs! Create you own funny pictures and post em’ up folks. There is no shame in making people laugh, that is unless it’s your face. In that case, it’s ok to poke and prod, you ugly sob!
Today we have a rather interesting find, it’s some old propaganda shows that many companies put out years ago. The most interesting one by far is the oil industries attempt to teach kids how oil is the great life line of our society, and that it’s a huge technological break through and everything should run on it. Great stuff. Anyways check it out for yourselves!
#1 Destination Earth
Sponsored by the American Petroleum Institute, this cartoon celebrates petroleum and economic competition.
It’s been a while since the last How-To project, but that’s because they generally take a lot longer then other posts. But, here you go, a simple way to create your own card wallet to impress your friends. This takes about ten minutes to make, and is VERY simple to create! This isn’t like a ductape wallet, you actually use the cards to support it instead of pure raw duct tape. Anyways, enjoy!
Let’s face it, we have all seen these wonderful infomericals on the dumbest things possibly known to man kind. It’s a shame people actually buy those things, isn’t? Today we bring you the best of “As Seen on TV” ads, but in picture form. These will make you laugh, and hopefully the creators will feel a bit of shame. I can’t tell if it’s a marketing gimmick to name things awkwardly, or they’re just stupid… Why don’t you be the judge?
Their Logo is so shiny!
Hey loyal fans of Bored to Hell, today I have one of the biggest time killers of them all. If you could guess anything from the title, what would this site be? What type of episodes? Well all your favorite television shows of course!
That’s what Hulu is for…
Hah, Hulu is for movies you silly fool! And even I bet you can’t even find your favorite television shows there. Watch Missed Episodes offers over forty of your favorite shows such as which you can find out for yourself by looking to your right. That’s right all those shows are available to you! So there is no reason for ever having wasted time (unless you were on Bored to Hell of course).
What’s the catch?
There is none! Unlike Hulu, Youtube, and other popular websites showing your favorite shows there are some very distinct differences:
What are you still doing here?
Head over to Watch Missed Episodes right now and get hacking into your favorite television shows you always wanted to watch! If you notice the list on the right has the popular shows in bold, those are just some I thought would standout to you, the loyal viewer of all that is Bored to Hell.
See you tomorrow!
What a long strange trip it has been…
This website was founded in June 2009, and was born to to give me (Dolo) something to work on and play with. Since the past few months, this little joke of a website has grown exponentially into something. It’s had it hard times and its good times, what can I say? One of the hardest things to master as a person is self motivation, and in writing what now is 100 articles on things to do is an achievement.
And the Future?
I won’t lie to you, it’s a pain in the butt to update things every other day. Looking, scanning, and creating fancy graphics all for nothing seems like a heavy workload. Most days I have to update this site, I say “Damn, it’s that time again… What shall I think of today?”. Well friends and bots, I’ll tell that things for the future are still bright! Here are some things to look forward to in the future:
Why have I read all this?
I have been keeping this awesome game just for this type of event actually. If you haven’t noticed already, there’s a big “Play Super Mario” button to your right. Click it to spend hours trying to beat all the levels. It does take a bit of time to get use to, but it’s fun. Trust me. Have a good one folks, whether you’re a first time visitor or the daily reader, thanks for being a part of Bored to Hell. Until the next content update day, peace out.
Internet Timeline you say?
Ever have a hard time to follow the latest news and stories? Say you want to follow the recession but don’t want to pick out the stories. Maybe you want to follow the release of your favorite video game? Who knows but one thing sure. Their is a time line for you to follow.
Users will collectively find information based on the topic they have set their internet time line to. The time line will show you different news articles, YouTube videos, Flickr photos, Twitter and others in a neat format.
Aren’t these the types of mini movies that interest you the most? None of these stupid crappy movies coming out lately, we really do need more suspense/mystery movies in our lives. This was posted because of it’s grab; it will entertain you for the next eight minuets, or your money back!
Some Background…
There some real tongue twisters out there that I’m sure you have already heard of. She sells sea shells by the sea shore? Or how about the good old, Irish Wrist Watch! Try saying those a few times, but there are still things that made learning English quite difficult when we were younger. Much grief and pouting must of gone through us to understand the following phrases! There’s about twenty in here, so make sure to read on!
Some Phrases:
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
A Sentence!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
